bloodychickensandpigswithhair:
Not my photo, full credit to owner and discoverer of the cum marks. And yes, that is what those are. Those are not milk or glue marks, they are cum marks. Glue doesn’t leave marks like that. And neither does milk. I’ve seen cum on peoples’ pants before (yeah, I know…) and that’s exactly what it looks like. If it was just on one of their pants, I would’ve thought that person got laid by someone, but I wouldn’t be saying it’s Larry sex per se. However, both of them having the same mark at the same time, on the same leg? They fucked before coming out (no pun) and probably didn’t even realize it was there until after. If you spill milk on yourself, you notice it immediately and try to wipe it off with water. And milk leaves a wet mark, not white like that. And glue doesn’t leave a mark that looks like liquid. Glue dries up. Glue looks like it’s ON the pants, not IN the pants. Glue doesn’t get soaked in. Cum marks. Larry Stylinson quickie. Have these been the best couple of Larry weeks, or what???
management are shitting their pants right now.
Guess what, I looked it up, cum dries slightly yellow.
Guess what color it is.
Yeah…it’s slightly yellow.
I confirmed it using the eyedropper tool on photoshop.
Wow.
never forget
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Boyfriend just showed me this.
Go Samsung!
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
I love how this is Samsung Canada
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medical-update-im-an-escalator:
Did I make this better or worse?
THIS IS EVERYTHING GLORIOUS IN THIS UNIVERSE ALL IN ONE PICTURE.
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that moment when we have the same headphones
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Just found this. Whoever made it, you are a legend okay.
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credit to owner of gif
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Track name:
Artist:
Album:
Played 2,170,258 times
PRESS PLAY AND SING IT
DO NOT PRETEND YOU DON’T KNOW THE WORDS TO THIS
//reblog.
==> Hear first syllable
==> REBLOG AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
me after hearing first word
CHILDHOOD. ♥
Flawless.
I have no idea what song this is. :/
^^ get out now.
I love how everyone is like CHILDHOOD like I was like 10 or 11 when this came out loll
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Top Pictures In VMA - Harry Styles (Funniest Picture)
the face of a winner ;)
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Everybody who reblogs this WILL get a message in their ask. I don’t care how many hours i’ll spend doing this. & it will be different for every person.
forgot-my-pants-in-the-tardis:
Don’t lie to me.wow. That’s a shit load of messages :3
Oh god. I’m so sorry, OP.
O.o
… You are an amazing person, and I’m sorry, but I just gotta say good job man.
All I can say here is good luck.
let’s see.
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as if I didn’t love Andrew Garfield enough already.
#VoteOneDirection
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YOLO
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